there's beauty in the breakdown.

28. An embarrassing/socially awkward situation you've found yourself in. 


I've got two pretty common ones, but the empty shell period continues so I can't come up with anything new and exciting. 
He says: "Hi" 
You answer: "Fine, and you?" .... or those several ten million times you've heard something wrong.
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You ask: "Excuse me, where can I find juices/cheeses/jeans etc?" .... and she doesn't work there.